We set all of these to 30 seconds and ran.
Each one of these was filled with a tiny, deadly cobra.
Pssh, they wanted 4 bucks for this bedspread and it didn’t even cover me.
There was a naked lady behind here.
I ran my fingers through this and they came out covered in boogers.
I didn’t like Shih Tzus anyway.
You can’t tell, but it’s playing The Cars “Who’s Gonna Drive You Home Tonight?”
I told Leala “Hey, this is your section.” and she told me she’d be in the divorce section.
Holy shit, a lady LIVES here.
None of these sold because they smelled like farts.
That was our box up there. They gave us a step ladder and a back-brace.
I was going to caption this one “100% horsemeat? 100% delicious!” but some doofus noticed me snapping a pic and said “Huh, yeah. That is a good deal!”