Spouse Aggro for July 5th: NOTHING BUT TWILIGHT HOLY CRAP.
EXPLICIT-ISH
This week, we review your favorite movie: TWILIGHT. Yes, I, Beau Turkey, had to sit through two hours of incredibly bad vampire chatter and makeup, with plenty gothy vamps with their chins on their chest and perfect hair. There was so much that was so disturbing about this movie, and we talk about it. You know, I am also inserting as many “twilight” tags and keywords so that I can draw in one hundred thousand angry teenagers to leave comments.
OK, not one will listen, but you got me.
If you have seen the movie, check it out. There is always something deeper behind these type of movies. Always.
Beau and Leala
Have you ever read Cleolinda’s Twilight recaps? They’re a scream: http://cleoland.pbworks.com/Twilight#Bookdiscussionentries
She highlights a lot of the things that make the series so squicky, as well as admitting that the books are like sparkly crack for some reason all the same. =P
Nah I’ll have to go check those out! lol
This is just to answer the question, “Why are vampires breathing?” You need to breath to smell or taste. Undead can go without breathing, but can’t smell or taste.